Daily Archives: April 10, 2008

Snoqualmie Ridge Homeowners Association now hiring

Were you a hall monitor in High School? Do you love to complain and tattle? Are you bored of writing letters to the editor of the Snoqualmie Valley Record? Have we got a job for you!

The Snoqualmie Ridge Homeowners Association is responsible for collecting fees from our members and ensuring we don’t use that money to help our community (less than 20% of our 2008 budget actually goes to the community… the rest lines our pockets – ha! stupid residents!). Instead, we like to harass those members as much as possible. And that’s where you come in!

We need people willing to drive really slowly around the neighborhood looking for violations of our 1800 page residential policy. Don’t worry, you won’t have to read that policy – we have it written in such a way so that ANYTHING can be violation!

So, if you’re the type of person that has no life, isn’t looking for much out of life, and can spend hours and hours harassing our fine residents, we have the job for you! Apply now!